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All right
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that
ya used to
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready
for me
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by
the Underground
I drink up all the Hennessey ya
got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty pronounced
with a Umpty
Yo ladies oh how I like to
hump thee
And all the rappers in the top
ten please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall y'all
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the
stereos pump me
I like to rhyme
I like my beats funky
I'm spunky I like my
oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis straight
gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and
your licorice
hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish
Yeah I called ya fat
Look at me I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King
bathroom
I'm crazy
Allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't
faze me
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance
to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump come on
and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump just watch
me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin' doin'
the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump do the
Humpty Hump
People say Yo Humpty you're
really funny lookin'
that's all right 'cause I get
things cookin'
Ya stare ya glare ya constantly
try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more see and on the
floor B
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes ladies I'm really
bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose
will tickle ya rear
My nose is big uh uh I'm not
ashamed
Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies ya know
I'm in charge
both how I'm livin' and my nose
is large
I get stoopid I shoot an arrow
like Cupid
I use a word that don't mean
nothin' like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike and if
ya missed it
I'm the one who said just grab 'em
in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well yeah I guess it's obvious
I also like to write
All ya had to do was give Humpty
a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance
to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
what I'm doin' doin'
the Humpty Hump
First I limp to the side like my leg
was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like
I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M C Hammer
on crack Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's
in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a
convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance y'all Humpty
Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear
to be in pain
Humpin' funkin' jumpin'
jig around shakin' ya rump
and when the dude a chump pump
points a finger like a stump
tell him step off I'm doin' the Hump
The Humpty Dance is your chance
to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump come on
and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump
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Oh yeah come on and break it down
Once again the Underground is
in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to
the whole world
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance
and to the ladies
peace and humptiness forever