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Hey Jolly Green Giant What's new besides ho ho ho

Would you believe a rowboat with three leaky worms

You heard about the Jolly Green Giant potato
He's so big and mean artichoke hearts
He stands there laughing with his hands on his hips
And then he hits you with a can of beans

He lives down in his valley spinach
The cat stands tall and green brussel sprouts
Well he ain't no prize There's no women his size
And that's why the cat's to mean

One day he left, his valley cat
I mean to say this cat was mad
Now lookin' round, he wasn't gone long
And then he ran into an Amazon

And this changed his whole complexion broccoli
He'd never seen such a beautiful sight asparagus
Well he looked at her and she looked at him
And he almost passed out from fright

He looked at her, thought what a dilly
He touched her once, she slapped him silly
Now this was something he'd never said
He looked at her and she commenced
Now listen pal this ain't no flew
I can't see goin' with a big green fool

You heard about the jolly green giant watermelons
Never let his troubles cross your mind corn
He couldn't get sally, so he went back to his valley
The cat was color blind

Do do do do do do do do do carrots
Do do do do do do do do do and peas
Do do do do do, do do do do
Do do do do do do do do
Sorry about that chief