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There Right There
Look at that tan that tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh Please he's gay totally gay
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
the totally straight expatriate
This guy's not gay I say not gay
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically radically fey
But look at his coiffed
and crispy locks
Look at his silk translucent socks
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seeing
What are we seeing Is he gay
Of course he's gay Or European
Gay or European
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European
Well hey don't look at me
You see they bring their boys up
different in those
charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella
The answer could take weeks
They will say things like ciao bella
while they kiss you on both cheeks
Oh please
Gay or European
So many shades of gray
Depending on the time of day
the French go either way
Is he gay or European or
There Right There
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro hetero jerk
That guy's not gay I say no way
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume
Is automatically radically
Ironically chronically
Certainly pertin'tly
Genetically medically
GAY
OFFICIALLY GAY
OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
DAMNIT
Gay or European
So stylish and relaxed
Is he gay or European
I think his chest is waxed
But they bring their boys up
different there
It's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
Gay or just exotic
I still can't crack the code
Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed
Huh Gay or European
So many shades of gray
But if he turns out straight
I'm free at eight on Saturday
Is he gay or European
gay or european
Gay or Euro Wait a minute
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try
The floor is yours
So Mr Argitacos
This alleged affair with
Ms Windam has been going
on for 2 years
And your first name again
is Mikos
And your boyfriend's name
is Carlos
I'm sorry I misunderstand
You say boyfriend
I thought you say best friend
Carlos is my best friend
You bastard You lying bastard
That's it
I no cover for you no more Peoples
I have a big announcement
This man is Gay and European
you've got to stop your being
a completely closet case
No matter what he say
I swear he never ever ever
swing the other way
You are so gay
You big parfait
You flaming boy band cabaret
I'm straight
You were not yesterday
So if I may I'm proud to say
He's gay And European
He's gay And European
He's gay And European