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Gather ye 'round and
I'll tell you a tale
Of all the great times
I've had with an ale
There's joy and there's glory
more than you can think
Yes this is what happens to me
when I drink
I pee my pants my pants
I pee my pants
I get up from the bar to
find pee on my pants
I say it's water
but all it takes is a glance
For people to realize
I peed my pants
Wow I did not know
it was that bad
Yes wine can be fun
white rose and red
'Till I call up my boss to say
I wish he was dead
Chase down the regret
with some gin for good luck
Then steal my cousin
Jim's landscaping truck
Drive home then
I puke on my cat my cat
I puke on my cat
I fall through the doorway
and puke on my cat
Poor little Bruno
did not expect that
I try for the toilet
but puke on my cat
While some can
enjoy a scotch with a steak
Or one glass of wine
then they're barely awake
For me it's much different
what happens when
I try to have one
it just turns into ten
And then
I fly a plane a plane
I fly a plane
I knock on the cockpit shouting
I'll fly this plane
We emergency landed the TSA came
Now I'm banned from southwest
'cause I try to fly planes
Everybody
He has sex with a bush a bush
he has sex with a bush
That wasn't a woman
No it was a bush
It had twigs and leaves
'cause it was a bush
That's where that scar comes from
From sexing a bush
But he's breaking the cycle
and making a push
He's quitting his drinking
And saving his pants and his cat
and southwest and Jim's truck
And my car
My car too
And a bush