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Whoa
Yeah
Okaaay
Hey
Whoa
Bros
Beer
Sports
When she walked into the
ping pong hall
Casually tossing a ping pong ball
I could tell she's the most
perfect girl who's ever existed
Dude
Oh man look at her pong that ping
When she plays she doesn't care
if anyone's watching
She does it for herself
and that puts my fears to rest
Bro
After each rally she chugs beer
instead of water
She's so aloof it borders on cold
And that's what makes me want her
Ping pong girl
She's so independent
This fantasy beats out
flight attendant
She's playing ping pong
on her own terms
So I'm the pursuer
Pursuer
Ping pong girl
Her forehand is a jet stream
And her backhand's right
out of a sex dream
And that's the best messy bun
I'd ever seen in the world
My p-p-ping-pong girl
Girl
Girl
Dudes sing these kinds of songs
Whoa
Bro
Sega
Jock itch
When she serves the ball
look how she throws it
She's so hot
but she doesn't know it
She probably just found that
outfit laying around
Like in the trash
Look at her skill on the
ping-pong uh court
Nothing's hotter than a chick
who's good at sports
Whoa
she scored a thousand points
I think I love her
That's a lot of points
Ping pong shows that
she has control over her body
But it doesn't threaten
my masculinity like
basketball or hockey
Ping-pong girl
She's like Serena or Venus
Just watching her swing
affects my penis
You know us dudes
We love to talk about our penises
Our penises
Ping pong girl
She is so indifferent
It makes me
want a tangible commitment
She and I should
give a 30-year mortgage a whirl
My p-p-ping pong girl
Girl
Girl
Girl
Marriage
Girl
Girl
Let's share a Costco card
Girl
Girl
Girl