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What's a girl to do
when she's stuck between men
It's like she's a barbie
with two perfect kens
But wait it just occurred to me
Maybe I can solve
this with geometry
Yes smarts can help
this sitchywation untangle
So professors teach me
The math of love triangles
Yay time for book facts
A triangle is a polygon
With three edges and
three vertices
Take the base times the height
cut that in half
To find the area of the surfaces
Uh-huh I wasn't really listening
but I can see
The center of the triangle
is lil' ol' me
The math of love triangles
Isn't hard to learn
You're not taking in
what we're saying
We're a little bit concerned
Yes the math of love triangles
Is as simple as can be
Whichever tom or dick I might pick
The center of the triangle
is lil' ol' me
Actually a triangle has
multiple centers
This triangle's scalene
That's astute
So I need to decide
which man's more acute
Here's Pythagoras' theorem
Will this help me choose
If not I'll be swinging
from a hypote-noose
Let's take a look at
what this line bisects
Is that spelled b-i-s-e-x
Those are good puns
but please pay attention
Oh no professors
am I facing suspension
Whee a swing
it's literal suspension
The math of love triangles
Isn't hard to learn
We're starting to suspect
You don't sincerely
want to know about triangles
Yes the math of love triangles
Is as simple as can be
I need to choose between men
but until then
The center of the triangle
is lil' ol' me
Is this a triangle
No that's a shoe
Is this a triangle
No that's you
So I'm a triangle
What no
One two three
six eight three go
You don't seem to know
how to count
We are sincerely worried about you
Catch me
You're ruining the number
This angle's right
Which angle's right
No not right like correct
Ooh are you erect
No 90 degrees
That's really erect
The math of love triangles
Is super duper fun
We're tired of all your tangents
That's also a triangle pun
Ooh thanks for teaching me man
math
You all deserve a kiss
Lady we're all gay
We get nothing out of this
Neither man will notice
My learning disability
'Cause the center of the triangle
Is lil' old
Sexy little baby
Me