곡 정보

Hey what are you doing for the next
like thirteen hours
Don't do anything healthy
Don't be productive
Give in to your desire
Research me obsessively
Uh huh
Find out everything
you can about me
You know you want to
dig for me relentlessly
Uh huh
Using every available search tool
and all forms of social media
You know you want to
look at my Instagram
But it's private
So Google me
until you find out
where I went to high school
And then set up a fake
Instagram account
Using the name and the photo
Of someone that
went to my high school
And hope that I remember
that person a little bit
Then request access
to my private Instagram
From the fake account
And in the meantime
scour my work Instagram account
'Cause that one's public
Research me obsessively
Uh huh
Find an actual picture of
my parents' house on Google Maps
You know you want to
hunt for me tirelessly
Uh huh
It's not stalking
'cause the information
is all technically public
Check out every guy I used to date
And deduce who broke up with who
Based on the hesitation in our smiles
So many unanswered questions
Did I go to the University of Texas
Am I an EMT
Is that my obituary
in which I'm survived by my loving
husband Eddie of fifty years
children Susan and Matthew
and grandchild Stephanie
Wait no that's just all people
with my same name
Or is it Pay only $9.99
on a background
check website to know for sure
So don't stop
Just research me obsessively
Uh huh
And in lieu of flowers
Donate to other me's
favorite charity
Research me
Just research me
And research me
And research me
Oops it's three days later