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On today's episode
we're talking allergies
Peanuts dairy eggs
how do we let kids
be kids but still keep them safe
Parenting ain't harrowing
demanding or traumatic
Let's face facts moms say that
When they're not this good at it
Step aside ladies
give your babies
To a carol Brady level matriarch
The only hard part of it is
how hard I'll hit this
When I knock it out of the park
Your hands raise 'em up
Your glass raise it up
Low expectations raise 'em up
Your children
I'm gonna raise 'em up
It's instinctual I'm a natural
I am tireless multi-taskical
My mom gave the flame
and it'll burn eternal
Damn I'm so maternal
So maternal
So maternal
So maternal
Tommy lunch
You're listening to
mom time daily
And we're so honored to
have super-mom Rebecca bunch
here on our podcast today
Rebecca you are one of the most
incredible moms I have ever
seen even though
you don't have any children
and you've only
been babysitting for less than
an hour How do you do it
First of all I want to say
what an honor it is
for you to have me
on your podcast
You know
I guess I just instinctively
get how to be a mom
and that's what sets me
apart from other mothers
Agreed other mothers are losers
Heh yes
Gonna keep 'em warm
gonna keep 'em safe
Gonna keep their homework
free of mistakes
If a kid get hungry
I'll feed his face
A real wholesome
meal piece of cake
Here have a piece of cake
Energy let's bring it up
The volume DJ bring it up
My spotlight-light
god bring it up
Your children
you're gonna let me bring 'em up
It comes easily it's effortless
Even Gwyneth said
you're the best at this
In her well-respected online
journal
Good god I'm so maternal
So maternal
So maternal
So maternal
So maternal