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It's come to this
like I knew it would
Since I'm now single for good
I know just what I gotta do
I gotta go get myself
a buttload of cats
A buttload of cats
A buttload of cats
Way too many cats
When you're a permanent
bachelorette
It's mandatory that
you go out and get
A buttload of cats
Oh yeah
I walk myself down to the Lonely
Lady Cat Store
The smell is overwhelming inside
This is the future
smell of my house
It's the smell of my dreams
that have died
And cats
I walk up to the cat shelf
Where the cats are labeled
big and small
The saleslady asks
Is there one you like
And I state I'll take them all
I want a buttload of cats
Meow a buttload of cats
Give me a buttload of cats
Meow a buttload of cats
Meow
The saleslady's pumped
she's closin' early
And headed home to
her sad walk up apartment
Filled with her own
buttload of cats
Meow meow meow
That she got at a discount
Meow meow meow
'Cause she works at the cat store
Meow meow meow
Meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow
Why have cats over time become
Synonymous with loneliness
We gotta work on
our collective image
We need a new publicist
The ironic part is
we're not that friendly
If you're lonely
we might make it worse
Also we sleep like
sixteen hours a day
Have you considered getting a dog
Nope I want a buttload of you guys
Okay we warned you
A buttload of cats
We're gonna ruin your couch
There's a lot of evidence that
organisms in cat poop
make you crazy
Yes we saw that article
in The Atlantic
And then we peed on The Atlantic
But I still want
a buttload of cats