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It's come to this
Like I knew it would
Since I'm now
Single for good
I know just what
I gotta do
I gotta go get myself
A fuckton of cats
A fuckton of cats
A fuckton of cats
Way too many cats
When you're a permanent
bachelorette
It's mandatory that
you go out and get
A fuckton of cats
Oh yeah
I walk myself down
to the lonely lady cat store
The smell is overwhelming inside
This is the future
smell of my house
It's the smell of my dreams
that have died
I walk up to the cat shelf
Where the cats are labeled
big and small
The sales lady asks
Is there one you like
And I state I'll take them all
I want a fuckton of cats
Meow A fuckton of cats
Gimme a fuckton of cats
Meow A fuckton of cats Meow
The sales lady's pumped
She's closing early
And heading home
to her sad walk up apartment
Filled with her own
fuckton of cats
Meow meow meow
That she got at a discount
Meow meow meow
'Cause she works at the cat store
Meow meow meow
Meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow
Why have cats over time become
Synonymous with loneliness
We gotta work on
our collective image
We need a new publicist
The ironic part is
we're not that friendly
If you're lonely
we might make it worse
Also we sleep like
sixteen hours a day
Have you considered getting a dog
Nope I want a fuckton of you guys
Okay we warned you
A fuckton of cats
We're gonna ruin your couch
There's a lot of evidence that
Organisms in cat poop
make you crazy
Yes we saw that article
in the Atlantic
And then we peed on the Atlantic
But I still want a fuckton of cats