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Of all the mystery and wonder
And beauty on this earth
Nothing can compare to
The miracle of birth
Well your cervix has been closed
And plugged with mucus
But soon that viscous plug
Will be discharged
It’s called ‘bloody show ’
And explosive diarrhea
Means that labor's drawing nearer
And those sharp painful
contractions
Cause your cervix to enlarge
Beautiful
Then you race your ass
Over to the hospital
Where they’ll strap you in
For the hell ride of your life
It’s what your body’s made for
You’ll soon be in so much pain
That you’ll probably exclaim
Please just kill me now
Doctor doula or midwife
Tear tear tear
Goes your vagina
Never will it be
Its cute little self again
But the good news is
If you have a few more kids
The rest will basically
Plop right out
After hours and hours
Of utter torture
You may poop yourself and or
Throw up as you bear down
Cause you’re a goddess
And though you’ve never
Been this tired Wait
Here comes the ring of fire
That’s your vagina bursting
Into flames as the head
Starts to crown
Burn burn burn
Goes your vagina
And you’ll curse and scream
Until you hear a cry
It’s your baby
And oops There it went-a
That was the placenta
Which you must expel
Or you will surely die
When it’s all over they place
The baby on your breast
You may be happy for a moment
But then for months
you’ll be depressed
'Cause you’ve wrecked
your life and body
You’ll think
What’s it really worth
All that for the miracle of birth