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Welcome aboard the Southbound
Lassitude 431
to Grim Town
If you’re standing please
continue to stand
there are no additional seats
Please note this train
is for the following
categories of passenger only
Recipients of universal credit
or minimum wage
The lonely
The disenfranchised
The disillusioned
The lost
The grieving
Those who are unmedicated
and have salaries
or pension plans should
vacate the carriage immediately
Passengers will be required to
disembark and travel on their
knees from this
point sustenance
will not be available
Please surrender any faith
aspiration or optimism
to platform staff
if you haven’t already
There will be no refunds
or compensation
for inconvenience
Refreshments
will not be available
Enjoy your journey