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VALENCIA
Right now, we're angry and sad
HEATHER
It's our right to get righteously mad
PAULA
At every member of the opposite sex
REBECCA
Oh God, we hate them

Verse 2
PAULA
Let's not distinguish between them at all
REBECCA
Let's just drink a lot more alcohol
ALL
And then high-five each other
As we make a bunch of blanket statements

Chorus - ALL
Let's generalize about men
Let's generalize about men
Let's take one bad thing about one man
And then apply it to all of them
Let's conflate all the guys
Let's generalize about men

Verse 3
PAULA
All men are completely repressed
Uh-huh
VALENCIA
All men only want to have sex
REBECCA
There are no exceptions
All three billion men are like this
VALENCIA, HEATHER, AND PAULA
All 3.6 billion men

Verse 4
HEATHER
All men are emotionally stunted
PAULA
When asked how they feel, every man's always grunted
REBECCA
And why do men never listen and only think about themselves
As opposed to women, who always listen and never think about themselves
PAULA, HEATHER, AND VALENCIA
Ooh, I hear you, girl

Chorus - ALL
Let's generalize about men
Let's generalize about men
Let's get super-lit and not admit
This is a kind of primal ritual we need now and then
Maybe our spirits will rise
If we generalize about men

Bridge
All men are stupid and childish
Even the ones who are smart and mature
All every man does each and every day
Is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore
REBECCA, spoken
Hey, what about gay men
PAULA, spoken
Oh no, they're fine
ALL
Gay men are all really great
Every single one
They're never mean, just sassy
They're all completely adorable and fun

Chorus - ALL
So let's focus for now on straight men
Let's just generalize about them
VALENCIA
They're all monsters
PAULA
They're murderers
REBECCA
They're rapists
HEATHER
Totally

PAULA, spoken
Wait, I have sons
REBECCA, VALENCIA, AND HEATHER
Your sons are gonna be rapists