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One

NATHANIEL
Two

WHITE JOSH AND NATHANIEL
One, two, three, four

Verse
NATHANIEL
We know what people think when we see us
WHITE JOSH
That we're so hot, it's insane
NATHANIEL
Ane Ane Ane
WHITE JOSH
When we exit a pool, we do it in slow-motion
NATHANIEL
But that don't mean we can't complain

Chorus
WHITE JOSH AND NATHANIEL
'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too
Don't look at us, we're not dancing for you
This is our quiet personal time to reflect
Flect Flect Flect Flect

We have almost no body fat
But we're too bummed out to talk about that
I know we look so much better than you
But fit hot guys have problems, too
Uh

crying break

Verse 2
WHITE JOSH
Everyone is at our sexual mercy
Be them a mister
NATHANIEL
Or miss
WHITE JOSH
Miss Miss Miss
NATHANIEL
But when we're down on our knees
WHITE JOSH
No one has sympathy
WHITE JOSH AND NATHANIEL
Because they only see this
And this and this and this and this and this
But what about this

Chorus 2
WHITE JOSH AND NATHANIEL
'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too
Don't look at us, we're not dancing for you
It's just hard to process emotions with our clothes on
Clothes on Clothes on Clothes on

Our pecs are perfect, but we have bad days
So don't objectify us with your male and female gaze
We have childhood traumas just like you
'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too
Uh

Spoken Interlude
NATHANIEL
Give us back our shirts, you monsters

WHITE JOSH
Yeah, what is wrong with you

NATHANIEL
Come on, guys

WHITE JOSH
Uh, Josh

JOSH
No

WHITE JOSH
Are you actually here Like, in reality

JOSH
Yeah, this is my new job. I'm a go-go dancer at this club

WHITE JOSH
That's what you meant by volunteer fireman. Okay, got it

NATHANIEL
You wanna join our imaginary song and dance

JOSH
Sure

Chorus 3
NATHANIEL, WHITE JOSH, AND JOSH
'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too
Don't look at us, we're not dancing for you
Leave us alone, because we have to twerk out our sad
Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad

We're expressing our pain through the art of dance
But we'll express so much better without these pants
There's so much pressure when you're a fit hot guy
So just let us ugly cry Let us ugly cry