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God I hate Shakespeare
That’s right I said it
No
I do I hate Shakespeare
Why
I just don’t get it
How a mediocre actor
from a measly little town
Is suddenly the brightest jewel
in England’s royal crown
Oh God I hate Shakespeare
His plays are wordy but OH NO
The great Shakespeare
That little turd
He has no sense
about the audience
he makes them feel so dumb
The bastard doesn’t care
that my poor ass is getting numb
How can you say that
How can you say that
It’s easy I can say it
cause it’s absolutely true
Don’t be a penis
the man is a genius
His genius is he’s fooling
all of you
But he’s brilliant
What majesty flows from his pen
His poetry soars
like a sweet violin
God’s own inspiration
like lightning doth strike him
And he captures my soul
Jeez you sound just like him
Really Thanks
You should hate Shakespeare
Well no I don’t
I try to emulate Shakespeare
Well there’s your problem
You’re so blinded by
The Bard
who’s such a pompous little man
Why is it a problem to admit
that I’m a fan
Cause he’s a hack
With a knack
For stealing anything he can
How can you say that
How can you say that
The man really knows
how to write a bitchin’ play
You wish you could pen one
We wish we were in one
I just wish that he would go away
Well that’s not gonna happen
because everyone I know says
that he’s the greatest writer
that England’s ever known
And that’s ANOTHER thing
I hate about Shakespeare
Is all the twits who bloviate
about Shakespeare
And how they prattle on about
his great accomplishments
well la-di-da-di-dah
And once they start their
gushing there’s no stopping them
And then it’s
blah blah blah blah blah
Shakespeare
And he walks in it’s
dum da dum ta da Shakespeare
He’s holding court
and they say
Will you’re such a genius
and your writing is divine
A rose by any other name
is such a clever line
And they’re all ooh
and he’s all stop
and they’re all yay
and I’m all ugh
And I’m REALLY
getting sick of it
And oh oh oh oh
I HATE SHAKESPEARE
I think by now we sort of know
you hate Shakespeare
Shmakespeare
The way he feigns humility
when all he does is gloat
The way he wears that silly
frilly collar ‘round his throat
The poster child for
why no one should
ever procreate
Let me make a shorter list
so I can give it to you straight
Every little thing
about Shakespeare
Is what I hate
He hates He hates
He clearly surely really truly
hates Shakespeare
Don’t hate