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What the hell are musicals
It appears to be a play
where the dialogue stops
And the plot is conveyed
through song
Through song
Yes
Wait so an actor is saying
his lines and out of nowhere
he just starts singing
Yes
Well that is the
Stupidest thing
that I have ever heard
You're doing a play
got something to say
So you sing it
It's absurd
Who on earth is
going to sit there
while an actor breaks into song
And what possible thought could
the audience think
Other than
This is horribly wrong
Remarkably They won't think that
Seriously Why not
Because it's a musical
A musical
And nothing's as amazing
as a musical
With song and dance
And sweet romance
And happy endings happening
by happenstance
Bright lights stage fights
and a dazzling chorus
You wanna be great
Then you gotta create a musical
I don't know
I find it hard to believe
that people would actually pay
to see something like this
Let's just say
it's a Saturday night
And you wanna go out on the town
Got a lady to flatter
who might give it up
if you don't let her down
You could go see a tragedy
That wouldn't be very fun
Or a play from Greek mythology
See a mother have sex
with her son euggh
You could see a drama
With all of the trauma and pain
Or you could see something
more relaxing and less taxing
on the brain
You could go see a musical
A musical
A puppy piece
releasing all your blues-ical
Where crude is cool (Ahhh)
A catchy tune
And limber-legged ladies thrill
you 'til you swoon
Oohs ahhs big applause
and a standing ovation
The future is bright
If you could just write a musical
Some make you happy
Some make you sad
Some are quite big
Some quite small
Some are too long
Some are just plays with song
Some musicals have
no talking at all
No talking at all
That's right
There's no talking
All of the dialogue is song
In a very dramatic fashion
Um really
Yes really
There's no talking
There's no talking
And they often stay on one note
for a very long time
So when they change
to a different note
you notice
And it's supposed
to create a dramatic effect
But mostly you just sit there
asking yourself
Why aren't they talking
That sounds miserable
I believe it's pronounced
Mis rable
And people actually like this
No they love it
and what's not to love
It's such a delight
There's nothing quite
like a musical
Another vision I haven't even
told you the best part yet
Feel that fascinating rhythm
moving to your feet
Whoa whoa (Um what is that)
Feel your ass gyrating
to that titillating beat
(Are you okay )
You slap your lap
And finger snap
That's when you know
it's time to tap
Oh
What the hell are you doing now
It's called a dance break
Apparently this happens
in musicals as well
People on stage just burst
into spontaneous dance
Why
Does it advance the plot (No)
Advance character
(Not necessarily)
Then why do it
Because it's entertaining
5 6 7 8
Another vision
It's a musical
Whaddya talk whaddya talk
It's a musical
A Suessical
No a musical with girls on stage
A musical
We've got snappy repartees
And the women are risqu
And the chorus boys are
kind of gay
A musical
A true blue new
Musical
Stand back it's a musical
Some musicals are very serious
A big glittering musical
A musical
It's a musical for us
A big and shiny
Mighty fine-y glitter glitz
and chorus line-y
Bob your head and shake your hiney
Musical
It's a musical (It's a musical)
It is a musical (It's a musical)
Yes I get it now
We'll do a musical (No kidding)
A musical
What could be more amazing
than a musical
With song and dance
And sweet romance
And with a musical
we might have half a chance
Oohs ahhs big applause
with everyone cheering for us
And for some unexplainable reason
The crowd goes wild every time
When dancers kick in unison
in one big wonderful line
And then you got yourself
a musical
A musical
A la la la la la la la
palooza-sical
With splashy style
and a big fake smile
A snazzy pants
some jazzy hands
I swear that I'll
Cross my heart hope to die
if it isn't a doozy
Take it from me
They'll be flocking to see
Your star lit
Won't quit
Big hit
Musical
A big hit musical