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Fluoxetine, fluoxetine

LOU
Paroxetine, paroxetine

MELINDA
Citalopram, citalopram

RESHMA, LOU, AND MELINDA
Take once a day
Fluoxetine, fluoxetine
Paroxetine, paroxetine
Citalopram, citalopram
May cause dry mouth

DR. AKOPIAN
From the moment that we learn to walk and speak
Our parents tell us everyone's unique
Now, I'm not saying that advice is bad
But honey, you're not special 'cause you're sad

RESHMA, LOU, AND MELINDA
Not special, no you're not

DR. AKOPIAN
The butcher, the baker, the grocery clerk
They're all on 20 milligrams or so

MOVER
The movers

BARTENDER
The shakers

JAYMA
The happy homemaker

DR. AKOPIAN
You'd be surprised how many of them you know

ALL
Anti-depressants are so not a big deal
Big whoop, you're on an anti-depressant

DR. AKOPIAN
Sweet cheeks, here's the deal

ALL
Welcome to the club with open admission
You're cast in the play that has no audition
Yes, everyone is special, that's usually the sitch
But when it comes to meds, you're such a basic bitch

BUTCHER
I lost my job and for six months, I couldn't leave my bed, yeah

LOU
When my husband died, I stopped bathing and watched Christian TV instead, ooh

BUTCHER AND LOU
Now we're on pills and it's less of a slog

DR. AKOPIAN
Just ask any abused rescue dog

CONNOR
Bark

ALL
The origins of life are messy and imprecise

DR. AKOPIAN
We're all the result of natural selection

REBECCA
True So why should I feel crappy
About something that makes me happy

BAKER
Though it may be hard to maintain an erection

ALL
Maybe you should adjust your dosage

BAKER
I already tried that, didn't work

ALL
Have you tried another medication

BAKER
Yep, but that one made me gain weight

ALL
Oh, that totally happened to me. It got better within a few months

BAKER
Thanks, cool

ALL
Anti-depressants are so not a big deal
Big whoop, you're on an anti-depressant

DR. AKOPIAN
Take two with or without a meal

dance break

ALL
Fluoxetine, fluoxetine
Paroxetine, paroxetine
Our lawyers won't let us say brand names

Anti-depressants are so not a big deal
Big whoop, you're on an anti-depressant

CONNOR
Bark

DOG WALKER
Connor, heel

ALL
Some cry that in the past, we didn't medicate everyone

DR. AKOPIAN
Cool, witch trials and the Crusades sound like so much fun

ALL
Anti-depressants are so common
That taking them is all we have in common