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Well I want to sing a song about Lady Muck yoooh
Well, it weren't her real name, but it rhymed with f**k
An' I'm gonna nacc me voice doin' this for too long
Come on Fast Fret, let's get on with the song
She was sitting at a table shouting Waiter where's the wine
But you don't come in MacDonald's if you really want to get pissed
Take me for a drink, she handed me her car keys
Get me out of here, the place is full of grelbies
You can use her piss for purfume and her pubes for dental floss
And her shit would make good perfume because she's so f**king posh
Lady Muck
Drove her round the town, Friday night were pay night
She said she was a witch and turned into a layby
Did a spell of snogging and a spot of fingering
Found her name was Jonelle by the lables on her lingerie...
She had a fur coat and no knickers
But she were a real lady
And she never swore or farted
And she drove a gold Mercedes
Lady Muck
Yaaaaaaaaw
You can use her piss for purfume and her pubes for dental floss
And her shit would make good perfume because she's so f**king posh
She had a fur coat and no knickers
Butshe were a real lady
And she never swore or farted
When she spilt her chips and gravy
Lady Muck
Lady Muck
Lady Muck
Lady Muck