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Mr Schneebly
perhaps you're not familiar
with this kind of instituion
Let me explain something to you
Here at Horace Green
our name has come
to mean pure excellence
in every sense
Which we comandeer
for quite a lofty yearly fee
When they write those checks
Each parent here expects
Their child to earn a high return
And because they do
the pressure's on for you and me
Here at Horace Green
We rule the rankings
Lead in funding
Test right off the chart
Greatness is routine
the Board demands it
Or we will both be ripped apart
Oh no worries with me
If a kid gets out of line
I smack 'em Real hard
There is no corporal punishment
But you do spank 'em though right
Eh
No
At our hallowed school
the children
as a rule learn discipline
We drill it in
With as you might guess
the fear of doing less than well
While they're in our care
we tenderling prepare them
to compete
With the elite
Till they are dispersed
to Harvard
or at worst Cornell
Here at Horace Green
We take top honors
Crush our rivals
Wear the prep-school crown
There's no in between
We get results here
Or the alums will hunt us down
Here at Horace Green
We stick to custom
Keep on schedule
Do what must be done
Don't and it will mean
I go ballistic
Right
Then that's all
Good luck have fun