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Well, you can take your snow and shove it
This is our Christmas and we love it
It's a hundred degrees
This elf is Vietnamese
That's the way the California does it

Even our Santa has a suntan
He's also an unemployed stuntman

Is he even awake

Yeah, I'm just really baked

If he can be Santa Claus
Anyone can

California Christmastime
It's just a Golden State of mind
Chet's nuts roasting in the bright sunlight

Put on some pants, Chet

And what would Christmas be without
Historically low mountain snow
Causing staggering drought

But hey, this egg nog fro yo's super tight

Super tight

Cause this is California
And we do Christmas right

Mmm, so good California Christmastime

Don we now our surf apparel
And we have our own kind of Christmas carol

It's this chick named Carol, she does henna tattoos

Carol's 50, but no judgements ? she's still finding herself

We're all finding ourselves

OK, there is no easy answer

For our high rates of skin cancer

It took my dad's life

And it killed my wife

Hang ten, Rudolph and Prancer

California Christmastime
We gather 'round and sing songs by Sublime
And all our local reggae bands are white
The kids get lots of Christmas toys on Christmas morn
Cause daddy makes big bucks directing porn

They may have gonorrhea, but at least it's not frostbite

It's not frostbite

Cause this is California
And we do Christmas right

California Christmastime
California Christmastime
California Christmastime
California Christmastime
California Christmastime
California Christmastime

California Christmastime
Calif

You have places to be, I get it