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Everytime I hear that dear old wedding march
I feel rather glad I have a broken arch
I have heard a lot of people talk

And I know that marriage is a long long walk

To most people weddings mean romance
But I prefer a picnic or a dance

Another bride
Another groom
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season
Another reason
For making whoopee

The chorus sings, Here comes the bride
Another victim is by her side
He's lost his reason cause it's the season
For making whoopee

Down through the countless ages
You'll find it everywhere
Somebody makes good wages
Somebody wants her share

She calls him 'Toodles' and rolls her eyes
She makes him strudles and bakes him pies
What is it all for
It's so he'll fall for making whoopee

Another year or maybe less
What's this I hear
Well, can't you guess
She feels neglected so he's suspected
Of making whoopee

She sits alone most every night
He doesn't phone or even write
He says he's busy
But she says, Is he
He's making whoopee

He doesn't make much money
Five thousand dollars per
Some judge who thinks he's funny
Says, You'll pay six to her

He says, Now judge, suppose I fail
The judge says, Budge right into jail
You better keep her
You'll find it's cheaper
Than making whoopee