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When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON
What did she say

ORIN
She said, My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON
You'll be a dentist

ORIN & CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON
You have a talent for causin' things pain
Pain
Son, be a dentist
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque
Watch him suck up that gas
Oh, my god
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade
Oh, that hurts I'm not numb

ORIN
Ah, shut up. Open wide, here I come
I am your dentist

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON
Goodness, gracious

ORIN
And I enjoy the career that I picked

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON
Ya' love it

ORIN
I am your dentist

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON
Fitting braces

ORIN
And I get off on the pain I inflict

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON
You really love it

ORIN & CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON
When I start extracting those molars
You girls will start screaming like holy rollers
Dentist
And though it may cause my patients distress
Distress
Somewhere in Heaven above me
I know that my mama's proud of me
'Cause I'm a dentist and a success
Say ah

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON
Ah

ORIN
Say ah

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON
Ah

ORIN
Say ah

CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON
Ah

ORIN
Now spit