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One I'm tripping literally I should be dish washing
'Cause I got bowlegged knees and often they be crossing
Go ahead and ask my bosses they'll tell you that I'm clumsy
I'll probably fall into your fist so you don't have to punch me
Two I'm vegetarian so I don't want no beef
You floss expensive jewelry I floss my crooked teeth
I sing in church choir my daddy is a reverend
I tried to be a gangsta but my curfew was eleven
Three I drive my Vespa through the streets
and wear my helmet proud
Do my homework every night then come to this rowdy crowd
I signed up for the battle filled in all the basics
But when they saw it was me they put me on the wait list
Four I run from bullies in the streets I don't know how to fight
I don't throw lefts or rights I just left and sprinted right
I'm skinny all scrawny arms and a tiny chest
Shoot I could hide behind that pole if I just hold my breath
Five My apron looks like a dress
I should twirl around like a pretty princess
I'm not a busboy I'm a waitress
But I can't get the drinks right taste test
Let me buy another round for your guests
My hands got sweaty and I lost my grip
My shoes don't fit they're hand me downs
From the Salvation Army right downtown
When I walk into the room the lights go down
I'm so ugly mom won't hug me
And that's ten better disses than you
I beat myself something you couldn't do